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gajah

dosen: (ke semua mahasiswa, ngejelasin soal partai²) itu, ada partai gajah, maaf ga bisa sebut nama, ada yg tau partai gajah? gw: ga tau pak saya taunya gajah duduk

mancing

kejadian Maret kemarin, gw naik kereta arah Purwokerto, pas keretanya mau masuk stasiun Haurgeulis atau Jatibarang gitu (gw lupa yg mana), gw liat ada tempat pemancingan di sebelah kanan arah kereta. mana rame pula tempat mancingnya. gw: YANG GACOR YAA MANCINGNYAAAA!!! cowok yg duduknya di sebelah gw sampe cuma bisa nahan ketawa

ke gunung?

“ih pengen ke gunung deh, biar dapet angin semriwing² gitu” “lu mau tau? kita tuh udah di Gunung! ini tuh kelurahannya Gunung!” (Gunung, Kebayoran Baru, Jakarta Selatan)

ada aja i̶d̶e̶n̶y̶a̶ polahnya

“ini di mana?” “Rajapolah” “oalah, emang banyak polahnya” 🗿

peri olahraga?

aneh banget, masa tadi gw mau searching di youtube Tinkerbell and the Lost Treasure, masa gw ngetiknya jadi Tinkerbell and the Lost Treadmill(???) 😭

(((bukan kue)))

“makanya lessons learned-nya, kalau mesen tiket kereta pake KAI Access aja biar lebih gampang” “tapi kalo pesawat mah tetep harus lewat traveloka kan ya” “yaiyalah KAI kan belum punya pesawat” ... “jadi PAI” ... “Pendidikan Agama Islam”

“Don't Cry Alone Without Me”—a tribute to Shaban al-Dalou

originally posted here: ”Don't Cry Alone Without Me”—a tribute to Sha'ban Al-Dalou a thread — rey (@reysdynamics) October 22, 2024 Don't cry alone without me As a friend of humanity, you cry every day Crying how you're used as a way people fight with each other despite all your effort to build a better world? I was wrong— I thought you always sided with those doing these injustices while their victims, stripped away from you I was afraid that defending those who can't defend themselves will distance me from you Until it was when one of your very apprentices; he was on fire! Turning into dust without knowing who did this to him And his mother, and many others, all turned to dust! He was trying to be a forefront of you Young he was, like me Burned because of you; you're being used by some bastards to burn your apprentice Don't cry alone without me, because I was wrong, Technology! When I started to realize—it was too late; all that's left of him was dust ...